My last blog was in May of 2008...almost a year ago. I'm disappointed in myself. I've let myself down. I've let you down. You're probably not even checking my blog so I can't be sure anyone is even hearing my apology. A friend, a good one who understands my hilarity, suggested I start a video blog since people are lazy and would rather watch something than read something. I've been contemplating it until last week when I heard a voice mail of myself...MY VOICE IS AWFUL! I sound like a boy, a child with a botched tracheotomy, a cartoon polar bear. I couldn't talk for hours after I heard it because I was so appalled.
Writing hilarious commentary is a passion. I'm not sure I'm on-camera talent. I mean, of course I have the hair for the big screen (or just one of the 50,000 video blogs on the Internet), but this voice won't get me anywhere but a possible voice over next to a D-list celebrity in "Air Bud 5".
I will continue to contemplate the idea of video blogging but for now, I'm gonna stick to a written blog. This is a place where people can continue to hear me...without actually hearing me.
